spacecarols:

“Wʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀᴄʀᴏss sᴀғᴇ,
I'ʟʟ ᴊᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ…”

(Source: commander-carol, via tella1985)

Quidditch for Beginners

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fromwastelands:

Pros of being a virgin:

• unicorns like you
• you’ll probably survive the horror movie

Cons of being a virgin:

• virgin sacrifice always a worry
• unexpected pregnancy via angel, very difficult to explain

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sophieandace:

Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom:

Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Velociprincesses by Laura Cooper

Related: If Disney Princesses Were Sloths

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